hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

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3 months ago // 169,762 notes


Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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