dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via cumfort)


1 month ago // 79,505 notes

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

(via braydaaan)


1 month ago // 159,310 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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1 month ago // 924,632 notes